Showing posts with label Vir Das. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vir Das. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2015

Revolver Rani (Ttile)

Song: Revolver Rani (Ttile)
Movie: Revolver Rani (2014)
Singer: Usha Uthup
Lyrics Writer: Puneet Sharma
Music: Sanjeev Srivastava


(Alka, Please apne aap ko surrender kar do
Police force ne tumhe charo ore se gher liya hai)

Ha ha ha.. Surrender?

Zehreeli tarannum ka hissa hai
Yeh shehar-e-jahannum ka qissa hai
Yahaan bandookon ke paas bhasha hai
Mohabbat ka khooni tamasha hai

Iss bhasad mein ek thi Rani
Baroodon ka woh pee ke paani
Pattharon paalne mein paida hui woh nashtari..

Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

(Thaane se report aa gayi hai sir
Chhati ghati ki firing ke piche Alka ka hi hath tha
Oh damn it! Alka Alka Alka
Ye cheez kya hai Alka ??)

Tili baba ba ba ba dui da
Tili baba ba ba ba dui da
Taaye ro, taay ro, taay ro, taay ro, taay
ha ha ha ha..

Uske khilono mein khanjar tha, kenchi thi
Uski hatheli pe chhaala tha
Uske gharati bhi bichhoo thhe, billi thi
Usko sayyaron ne paala tha
Aayi jawaani toh woh janaani
Kheli apno ke khoon se, junoon se
Jungle ko jeeta, mutthi mein bheencha
Uske phira na jee saki sukoon se

Phir qisse mein jo mod aaya
Dil churaane jo chor aaya
Woh tha gudda aankh neeli zehreeli soorat liye
Kari uss kameene ne thaayn thaayn thaayn
Mohabbat ke seene mein thaayn thaayn thaayn

Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

Woh khooni daldal ke manzar mein rehti thi
Par uske sapne salone thhe
Uski haveli mein jhoomar thhe, naukar thhe
Kaanton ke lekin bichhu bhi thhe
Kaante nikaale hanske uchhaale
Gham ke samandar ko pee gayi majaak mein
Uski mohabbat thi aisi hadd tak
Jaise jeeta ho ishq inquilab mein

Aasmaan bhi dehal ke roya
Bijliyon mein machal ke roya
Maut jis din gungunayi
Saanson mein uski suno
Yeh uski kahaani hai thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Yeh sabko zabaani hai thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

(Bad news hai sir,
Hum Alka ko nahi pakad paaye,
Mujhe maaloom tha. Damn it!)


Revolver Rani

Song: Revolver Rani
Movie: Revolver Rani (2014)
Singer: Piyush Mishra
Lyrics Writer: Puneet Sharma
Music: Sanjeev Srivastava


Thaayein Kare Katta yahan dhakk dhani se
Chaaku ghuse chhaati mein phuck dhani se
Ghatna ke roadon ki taap suno ji
Ye kahaani hai kya mere baap suno ji

Raade-baaz...
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaaga...
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par

Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani
Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani

Aakdi se hekdi ko khench ke nikal le
Arey goli maare karke pooche kaise ha ha haal chaal re
Maut ka yahaan jabar strike rate hai
Giddh aur cheel sabhi over-weight hai
Chaand jaise, thobde pe, chechako ke daag hai
Ishq waali paalti mein husn waale suraakh hain

Raade-baaz...
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par
Radebaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par

Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani
Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani

Peeth par bhi chhaatiyan hain
Chhaati pe bhi peeth hai
Sawaal pooch ke dekhiye jawaab eent hai
Aisi tragedy ke aage Guide flop hai
Itne daag hain yahaan ki Tide flop hai
Adventure hi samajh ke kood jaana bhool hai
Aa hi jaao nark mein jo
Poodne ki chool hai

Raade-baaz...
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par
Radebaaz yahan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par

Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani
Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani


Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Tumse Pyar Ho Gaya

Song: Tumse Pyar Ho Gaya
Movie: Shaadi ke Side Effects (2014)
Singers: Nikhil Paul George, Neeti Mohan
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Swanand Kirkire


Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po..
Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po..

No.. wo... no po po po
Oh no no no NO...

Jhalli si hai
Pagli si hai
Bak bak bak karti rehti hai

Jhalla sa hai
Pagla sa hai
Sapne bas bunta rehta hai
Zara zara zara tedhi medhi
Phir bhi woh pyari hai..
Dil toh gaya keh ke sorry.. hey..
Well all I can say is
Hey eh hey hey.. hey eh hey hey..
Jaane anjane yeh kya ho gaya
Hey eh hey hey.. hey eh hey hey..

I’m sorry par tumse pyaar ho gaya

Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po..
Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po

Socha tha jaisa haan..
Waisi ki waisi toh tu... Nahi!
Phir bhi kyun dil bole
Ab humko rehna hai bas yahin

Maanga tha jisko woh
Khwabon ka raja tu bhi.. nahi
Phir bhi dil darta hai
Main na tujhe kho doon kahin

Kabhi kabhi kabhi sochun.. bolun..
Museebat mol li..
Kabhi lage ki aankhein khol di
All I can say is,
Hey eh hey hey eh hey eh...
Jaane anjaane yeh kya ho gaya
Hey eh hey hey eh hey eh... hey hey
I'm sorry par tumse pyar ho gaya

Teri har aadat or ek shararat pyaari hai
Tujhse jhagadne me, ladne me bhi khumari hai

Humko toh tere sang rehne ki ek bimaari hai
Tu jo nahi saath, lamha lamha katna bhaari hai
Dheere dheere dheere halke halke kadmon se aa gayi
Yaadon ke khwabon mein sab chhaa gayi
All I can say is,
Hey eh hey...
Jaane anjaane yeh kya ho gaya..
Hey eh hey...
I'm sorry par tumse pyar ho gaya
hey eh hey...
I'm sorry par tumse pyar ho gaya


Harry Is Not Bhramchari

Song: Harry Is Not Bhramchari
Movie: Shaadi ke Side Effects (2014)
Singers: Jazzy B, ishQ Bector (Rap)
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Amitabh Bhattacharya


What's up ladies?
Have.. you met my friend Harry? haa..

Tonight be khalli walli
Totally, ta ta talli
Totally, ta ta talli
Tonight be khalli walli (x2)

C'mon baby, show me, show me
What I wanna see
Be what you wanna be..
Be what you wanna be

Atyachari.. 
Arey bantadhari
Dharti pe ye..
Bojh hai bhaari

Soorat se nirdosh magar hai naag icchadhaari...
Ke Harry is not a Bhramchari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Bhramchari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Bhramchari ee...

Tonight be khalli walli
Totally, ta ta talli
Totally, ta ta talli
Tonight be khalli walli (x2)

Kamre mein kudiyon ka poster taange
Sharmo haya ka har border laanghe
Khatir maange, daily chai paani maange
Munna chai paani maange
Munna chai paani maange (x2)

Samjho na isko, prem pujari
Ladki jo dekhi.. nazar utaari
Soorat se nirdosh magar hai naag ichadhaari
Ke Harry is not a Brahmachari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Brahmachari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Brahmachari

No Harry, no Harry
No Harry is not a Brahmachari
No Harry is not a not a Brahmachari
Ke Harry is not a Bhramchari
O balihari.. Harry is not a Bhramchari..
O o...


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